Friday, March 28, 2008

Some of the Text Messages I got on my phone today

01 April 08 News Headlines: "The leader of the Main opposition Robert Mugabe has started preparing for the 2013 elections & has vowed to fight back into power "

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Grace to Bob..."Baba vemwana moto mama necampaigne 'cause ini handisikuzobuda muStatehouse, anenge ahwina ndiye wandinogara naye'

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Don't talk to me anymore or even tell your friends that you know me.
Wandinyadzisa wena shamwari, kurota here wavhotera Zanu PF!

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Do u know munhu ane pick up? Ndawana mhene iri kuda kutamiswa anobhadhara neUS plus anodira juice, ari kutama wkend 29 march from State HOUSe to ZVIMBA.

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Musi wa29 munhu nemunhu panzvimbo yake.Mugabe kumunda, Simba kufinance, Morgan kuState house. Vote wisely. Pas this sms 2 as many ppl as psbl.

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Headlines after elections

1. Makoni admits he was sent by Mugabe

2. Perence Shiri commits suicide

3. Chihuri escapes to South Africa

4. Kwayedza:
Chinotimba we kuporisha shangu kuMozambique

5. Joceline Chiwengwa rave hure remakoko

6. First lady Mai Tsvangirai visits displaced murambatsvina victims

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Tatoveko na mai Tsvangirayi ku State House. Tirikutsvaira tsvaira nekugeza ma window. Grace ndiye ave sisi mutsva webasa becoz aramba kuenda namudhara

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Make sure kuti mudhara asiya maKeys ekuState House asati aenda next week.Kana achinyara anosiya parobot cnr.7th & S. Machel on his way to the airport.

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Grace anokumbirwa kuti anyatsotsvaira zvinoitawo vanhu kana vachishifta. Cobra nemutsvairo anosiya aisa kuseri kwedoor vasati vaenda kwazvimba.

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